I'm sitting in Gregg's room
Eating paper
and discussing Hinduism.
We went to the beach this morning.
Closest I've ever been to the lake.
It was fucking cold but everyone saw my white,
non-shaved legs. Hooray for Italian hair.
Transcending Transcendentalism,
Theodora
CATEGORY -- "WHITE MIDDLE CLASS HIPPIE FEMINIST OPPRESSION" "Other", 2004
By: Theodora
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- 3- You should be an adult now and able to laugh at your old creative expressions of angst.
- 4 - Please e-mail your old angsty poems along with your name/ pen name, the category you think best suits your poem, the age/ year you penned your poem, and, if you'd like, include the location you wrote your poem to teenangstpoet (at) gmail.com - Thanks!
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- WHAT IS TEEN ANGST POETRY? Teen angst poetry is written between the ages of 12-18 (or later) when one is depressed or hurt. It is an outlet for the most "profound" thoughts ...or so you thought at the time - those "YES! this is so what I mean!" moments. Most often teen angst poetry has horrible rhyming schemes and very obvious metaphors. Common themes include: I am alone, No one understands my pain, I will never love again, Fuck you, Fuck off, Go to hell, and Life sucks.
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